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You guys like movies? Sure you do ! We gone speak about movies than! More exact famous movie lines!
One of the most famous movies is The Empire Strikes Back from the Star Wars saga.
When Darth Vader reveals his true identity to Luke Skywalker.
Darth Vader: -Luke ,breathing heavily, I am your father! No shit man! I didn’t see that coming! All galaxy was under shock!
How was this possible? I think George Lucas and screen writer keep this secret till the last second when they shoot! But imagine instead of that line Vader says something like:
Luke I’m your uncle. Now boy, get this 100 space dollars bring to uncle Vader some cigarettes and a fine botlle of whisky! Move you punk ass boy before I use the force against you!
Luke goes like: No hombre, no way! I prefer to die but keep my conciseness clear, ok!
The force is strong in this one. And than he flash him out on the big space toilet where he was hanging on! Another famous line comes from Lord of Rings when the Hobbits try to cook a kind of rabbit stew and they want to add some potatoes.
Than Smeagol ask: “What is potatoes precious?” Jesus Christ ,Smeagol did you live under a rock or something ?
Smeagol: -No master, in a cave!
I can imagine the new robot from Tesla with Smeagol face! That will be a hit. You clap you hands and say: Smeagol ,Master wants a tuna fish sandwich! Chop-Chop
Yes Master! Tune fish to be alive Master? No Smeagol, dead like a dorn nail and some onion on top! We are civilized people now Smeagol, we don’t leave with orcs anymore, hello!
One famous line comes from Gladiator there are two of them actually first is “People should know when they are conquered!” Yes ,people should now a lot of things but they don’t or they don’t want to know! The other one is “Are you not entertained?” And than Russel Crowe just throw that saber in the crowd. Probably he saw this arabic, berbero-tuareg fellow who didn’t pay the ticket!
We killing for sport here and this babaloo don’t even pay the ticket? Are we not humans?
Hey, no more gladiator fights for you next 10 years buddy, you are banned on all arenas!
If than, you get interdiction to go to fighting arenas was really bad, kind like they cut television now!
And now we gone speak of Spartans, 300, the encounter between 300 Spartans lead by Leonidas with the Athenians forces lead by a greek guy, I dont remember his name…the Athenian is astonished by low number of Spartans that Leonidas brought, so he is asking only this warriors you bring to the battle man? Leonidas reply :You over there what is you profession? Athenian goes like: I’m wood carver I make broken furniture!
Leonidas: -Say what ,broken furniture?
Yes is a new trend in Athens, people want broken furniture to make impression on parties ,is kind of fashion now a days!
Leonidas whispering to his captain: -And they call us weirdos! Mark this guy, it may be a persian scum!
What about you there, what is your profession?
2nd Athenian: -I’m a painter, I paint dead nature, trees ,leafs, olives, olive oil….bread with olive oil…i like olive oil….Leonidas:-Boring….what about you man over there?
3rd Athenian: I’m accounting, i calculate costs of everything, for example this war cost already 5700 talants and is not over yet! The costs go to roof top already and I don’t know how long we can afford this loses …we are doomed!
Leonidas: -Fucking bureaucrats! Spartans ,what is your profession?
Aough, Aough, Aough!
Leonidas: -You see my friend I got more warriors than you!
OK Spartans take five,drink a coffe, tea,cow milk,goat milk….kill some Persians, wash your underwear …clean your spears…I like clean spears ok…I don’t want to see any fuck-ups…and clean this horse sit over here! Dismiss.
One of my favorite lines come from Jesus of Nazareth, famous Zeffirelli movie when Jesus is visiting Lazarus ,yes a little bit late, he was dead for three days ,but this minor details cannot stop Jesus. So he shout at Lazarus: “Lazarus, come out” One of the women near Jesus.
Woman:-But my lord, he is gone for three days now!” Jesus:-“Shut up woman, i know what I’m doing”.
If Jesus was Italian will say: ”Woman without faith!” “Donna senza fede!”
Jesus:- Lazarus for the last time come out, we need to talk!….than even better, Jesus was in his relaxation moments drawing fish on dirt when a group of zealots, come armed with rocks prepared to stone this women that sinned with a man….the man was pardoned probably but she needs to die because this people want to clean the society you know…they are kind of doctors you see.
So one of this concerned citizens is coming to Jesus to ask him what they can do with this women, they have his blessing to proceed or not. Jesus replay something like: “The one among you who is without sin, cast the first stone!” Ok ,so when you hear this kind of answer is clear that the party is over, you pack your stones, you go home! No more execution, no more violence, no more righteous kill in the name of God, no more fun for this guys. I can imagine this fellow here, prepare the rock in advance, clean it for dust and get his cloths in order and going for this throwing stone session, eager to do something for his society to make it a better place…so no more action, no gladiator fight, not even this Japanese kabuki theatre…what we gone do brother, let’s fight with romans…yeah, but they have guns..ok….ahh….let’s drink a beer than!
And in the end but not the last The Darkest Hour where Gary Oldman is playing Churchill.
Now Gary Oldman is a kind of guy you don’t want to meet on dark alley during the night even dressed as policeman. He got this aura of psychotic person that you don’t know, what to expect from…for sure he enjoyed this role. To be honest entire movie script is so good that it was very hard to select a line or two.
Anyway, one of great lines from this movie is: -Would you stop interrupt me when I’m interrupting you….a little bit decency man ,Jesus Christ……Yes sir that’s why I’m sitting in this chair! You don’t reason with the tiger when you head is in his mouth! When the lesson will be learned?….You really need something to drink after this lines, I’m telling you that! Now I understand why Churchill drink so much ….this people around him make him thirsty !