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Donald Trump

Donald Trump, the 45th (2017–2021) and 47th (elected 2024) U.S. President, is a former real estate mogul and reality TV star who owned many businesses, including golf courses and Miss Universe pageants. Known as a germaphobe who doesn’t drink alcohol, he became the first US president with no prior government or military experience, and the first convicted felon to serve.

Business & Entertainment Facts
TV Stardom: Hosted the reality show The Apprentice (2004–2015), famously saying “You’re fired!”.

Cameos: Appeared in movies and shows, including Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, The Nanny, and WWE wrestling.

Author: Published his first book, The Art of the Deal, in 1987.

Board Game: Had his own board game released in 1989 called “Trump: The Game”.

Name Brand: His company licensed the “Trump” name for various properties, from hotels in India to luxury towers in New York.

Presidential & Personal Trivia
Unique Pet: During his time in the White House, his family kept a goldfish named Goldie.

Food Safety Net Change: As president, he changed the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), making it harder for certain adults to receive food aid.

Election Anomaly: Won the 2016 election while losing the popular vote, a feat only five U.S. presidents have achieved.

“John Barron”: In the 1980s, he sometimes used a pseudonym, “John Barron,” to handle media inquiries about his business deals.

First Lady background: Melania Trump is the first foreign-born First Lady since Louisa Adams in the 1800s.

History Maker: First president to set foot in North Korea while in office, crossing the DMZ in 2019.

Walk of Fame: Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his work as a television producer.

No Alcohol: He has never drunk alcohol, stating he has never had the desire to.

Miss Universe: Owned the Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA beauty pageants.

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