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Antonio Banderas
Speaking of enlightment, recently I hear this Latino macho man called Antonio Banderas you know him right Zorro, Assassins, Puss in Boots(the voice) he play in 150 movies only if you are an alien you don’t know him(I’ll get back to this topic later)…he said that the heart-attack he had was probably best thing that happened to him. I was wander, how is that possible? What in the God’s name he want to say with this?
Now, of course when you are macho you have specific horizons. Women expect from you a lot of….. satisfaction ,pleasure…. I can imagine this female fan coming to Banderas saying:
– Antonio….hoooow are you?
Banderas: -How I’m I ,good I just make an heart attack, other than that I’m good! How are you?
Fan: -Heart attack, really, Ohh shit!..I’m sorry darling…but you can still….you know, do things, right?
Banderas: -What things?
Female Fan: -Things…(showing down )
Banderas: -Oh you mean, gymnastic on horizontal?…Yeah of course…but I don’t want to..
Woman: -Dear, are you impotent or something ,cause they can get stamina from a horse now a days and put it your little toy you know so you can still do…
Banderas: -No ,you see the little toy is function well, but is more the state of mind who focus on other things…these days I’m spinning in different circles ,you know, …mentally speaking…
Fan: -Aha, so you are mentally impotent, is this what you try to say?
Banderas:-Mujer I”m not impotent ok! ….I’m just elevetad consciens , moraly awarness person who seek for more… for more….more ….
Fan: -Viagra?
Banderas (getting crazy): – Muher, I’m not impotent, ok I’m macho man ok, I’m hispanic, I’m Zorro for Christ sake, ok…you know what, forget it!