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Alien Attack
I mention the world alien few moments ago… ok..Let me tell you a real fact about aliens.
In 1938 in US was broadcasted a radio theatrical play called ” War of The worlds” by Orson Wells probably you saw the movie with Tom Cruise… more recently During the broadcast when commercials kick in most people who didn’t listen this play from beginning and they listen a different radio station, they switch on channel with the alien play. Because the play was so convincing ,was something like:” We interrupt this national broadcast with very important announcement. The Martians invade our planet. One of their ship just landed in New Jersey..Here comes the alien ship, the alien monstrous creatures come out and approaches ,my God they are so ugly and terrifying, they are coming close to me, they fire with a kind of heat beam..take cover…..poisons gas is coming …. people start too run…cough(silence)…
Hello is anybody else there…hello is anybody else there? Complete silence…
So you can imagine what happened next. People get panicked ,they leaves their houses going on street screaming Aliens are coming, save yourself approximate 5000 people maybe more… get desperate….was chaos! Police occupy the station was an entire circus….even appear in the nazi newspaper in Germany that US capitalist regime is a degenerate form a democracy with no future…coming from the Nazis I think this is a compliment! Now of course if you are a advanced alien civilization and you want to invade or something you send first some alien spies. Ok, Let’s take this gentlemen here for example(pick up somebody from audience), are you an alien sir disguised as human being?
Are you feeding yourself with those disgusting green stuff, you know what I’m talking about alien food …I saw o movie once with aliens infiltrated the Earth with human looks. And one of this aliens was under drugs…but no normal drugs, no….he eat …..salt and he was a shame for other aliens, because of this….He was like…look the salt is for us what cocaine is for them…yes I know probably was a low budget movie…but anyway if you want to recognize some disguised alien, just give him some salt….if become agitated and high…. call the authorities…they gone deal with him right-away……please give this to that gentlemen who looks like an alien…no sir is not salt, is sugar!