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Job interview
You ever noticed that there is a kind of different way people think based on their job training background. For example a technician is thinking in terms of input/outputs, volts, power, amperages, hertz. They use words like this blue print, components needs some more testing to see if is functionating or not.
The power source is dead! We need to take everything out and replace all components. We have 48 hour deadline! OK, where is the site manager? You are the manager, ok listen(showing on the blue print) we need to take out this, this and this from the electrical part because the design present some serious flaws and put entire scheme on risk. Do you concur? Agree? Agree! Let’s go!
The musicians or actors, singers on the other side…. they have total different way of thinking, they think in notes, scripts ,gigs and whatever you hear almost every day about this guys is: auditions…they get auditions even in the sleep…if you wake up on this guys during their sleep….they gone say…oh no, I’m late for my audition! Imagine there is an audition and by mistake one actor and one technician go to the audition/interview, swapping the places in the same building for example.
The actor enter in the room and he is ready to start the interview in front of a technical committee and what he thinks is an audition:
Actor: -Good morning,
Committee: -Good morning, please take a seat!
So we have this situation ,where the building is in blackout, no power, you don’t have a blue print to identify where the problem is…what do you do to fix the issue!
Actor: – I’m sorry but which part I’m playing here…
Committee: -Well, you’re the electrician of course…
Actor: -Ok so you want me to improvise…dialog ok, ok, so…No power, building…how many floors?
Comitte: 30 !
Actor: -I’m looking to the power supply panel to check if this ,how you call this things….ahhhh!
Committee: -Breakers!
Actor: -Yes ,this breakers, are braked, burned or toasted! Open my flash light….. checking ,checking….No way man, who did this connections here ,no,no, no ,shit no…this is so wrong…yes that’s explain almost everything…. no wonder we have this blackout man…and check where is this breaker made in Thailand ,Chese land ,Mainland China? Of course we got issues bro! Big problemas!
Ok, I call my boss. Yeah it’s me ,is more serious than we thought ,these things here are toasted we need to replace all panel…send the Russians with some the C4 to tear the place apart and than we figure out what to do ok? Too many questions, is late is night is blackout. Do the right thing! Merry Christmas to you too!
Committee: -Ok, Thank you Todd! Will let you know, ok!
Todd: -No, thank you!
In the other room the electrician respond in front of the movie set director on what he think is an interview for a job.
Director: -Ok ,listen we want to try something more different today, we want you to imagine that your a piece of cheese ok!
Electrician: -I’m sorry, what?
Director: – Let’s say we want to test you from psychological point of view, you know what I mean?
Electrician: -No, I don’t!
Director: -Just be open minded man ,play along, will not gone hurt … I’m tell you that! -So, you are a piece of cheese ok. What do you do?
Electrician: -What kind of cheese? Elemental, blue cheese….?
Director: – Mozzarella! What do you do?
Electrician: -Moving the head…Waiting, I guess!
Director: -Waiting for what?
Electrician: -To get stinky!
Director: -That’s the man we looking for…you sir are a genius ! You got the job when you can start?