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Battle of Salamis

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Battle of Salamis

You guys ‘ve been to Piraeus? Is a nice place…when you enter in the port you have this big advert, you cannot miss it,2500 years from battle from Salamis, Greek against Persians.

And I can see the Greeks speaking to Persians!

Greeks: -Man ,this huge salami is ours, not even think that we can share with you guys, fuck no!

Persians: -C’man guys, we don’t gone fight for this big salami, is enough for everybody…really lets cut a piece for our sandwiches…you got 60% and we got 40 %..The Greeks:- You don’t get even 5 % from our salami man!

And than start the big salami battle also known as the battles from Salamis!

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